This week, that operation continues, as the roomies (sans neutral Andrea) decide it's time to officially give Janelle the boot, because this show is clearly a "Survivor" spin-off to them.
So back at the house, where we open, the girls are complaining about their lack of boy action and are blaming it on guys of Miami. Steph laments that they're all either douchebags, not good-looking or a cornball, which is fair enough.
Meanwhile, Janelle's in good spirits, and she and Andrea decide to make the best of it and head to the beach. Once there, Janelle tries to teach Andrea to twerk while lying down, to no avail. They decide to guy-hunt and discuss their celebrity crushes. At home, the girls are looking online for something to do besides fight each other, and decide to sign up for a match-making night.
Tiana calls Teresa and talks more trash about Janelle, promising she's going home soon. Outside on the patio, Steph admits to GiGi she has trust issues and is excited for match-making coach Natalie to come tomorrow.
Shanae seems to be feeling and doing better, and she goes over to cuddle with Tiana after telling her friend over the phone how great she is. Jaz, however, is slowly getting more irritated by Shanae trying to get close to Tiana, and I smell jealousy. Who says you can only have one bestie?
Outside in their pool with approximately 1,000 inflatable toys, Tiana and Shanae go for a night-time swim, and Janelle notes that they have some lesbian tendencies towards each other. That's made all the more apparent when Tiana urges Shanae to take her top off and show off her boobs. As you do during a nightly, friendly swim...while floating on a plastic crocodile. Shanae admits to be developing a crush.
While the girls are prepping for their match-making coach to come over, Shanae peeps on Tiana getting out of the shower stark naked, and Jaz notes this. When the coach arrives, the coach is a bit surprised to learn that she has a "boo" back home that, bluntly, isn't "f***ing anyone else." Jaz announces she's a "reborn virgin" and wants to wait to have sex again until she's married.
After giving them some advice, Natalie announces she has a mixer planned for the girls, and based on the promos, it's going to be pretty funny.
That night at the club, the girls are all having fun dancing with strippers, but Shanae has her eyes on Tiana. In the limo home, the two are cuddling, and before you know it, they're making out in front of all the roomies, and of course, Shanae initiated it. Janelle finds her creepy and hilariously comments that all she wants to do is take a big bite out of Tiana's hot pocket.
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Outside on the deck, Jaz is bothered by how comfortable Janelle is getting with the girls. Damn this girl seems to have some jealousy issues in more categories than one!
Upstairs, Shanae continues to try and mack on Tiana while she's in the shower, asking her if she's about to go to sleep soon, presumably so they can get it on. Oh Shanae...
Tiana is starting to get annoyed and talking-heads that Shanae isn't her cup of tea. This won't end well.
The girls are super excited when they arrive at the mixer...only to be greeted by some duds. Natalie, however, insists that they pair up and get to know each other. One of the guys is named Gaga, another admits he's not "looking for commitment," and well, Shanae just wants to hook up with Tiana.
Steph, however, seems to have found someone who interests her, and he asks her out.
Back at home, Jaz starts being a total jerk, trash-talking Shanae and her nipples to Tiana. Tiana seems to agree however, so she decides to nip it in the bud right then and there by confronting Shanae and asking to just remain friends.
It doesn't go so well, as Shanae gets defensive and argues back, some of the other girls watching, including GiGi, who if you recall, was initially hit on by Tiana before making sure they stayed friends.
Afterwards, Jaz and Tiana plot to kick Janelle out, which she dubs "move out day."
Andrea, as it so happens, is up and out early, so she won't be there to defend her friend. This consists first of Jaz and Tiana approaching her, waking her up and telling her, "You're going home today." Good grief they're bullies.
Janelle ignores them as they start to put her stuff in garbage bags, the oldest trick in the BGC book. Janelle decides to be the mature one and go relax at the beach for a couple hours to avoid a physical confrontaton...for the moment. She'll come home ready for war.
When Andrea comes home, the girls lie and tell her Janelle left. When Janelle returns, she asks Andrea to talk to her, and outside (as the girls eavesdrop, of course), Andrea says she's tired of the entire fight and wants nothing to do with it.
Janelle is pretty pissed, as for days Andrea's been telling her she'll have her back no matter what. Tiana tries to get in Janelle's face and provoke her with words, but she isn't phased. Then she and Jaz start to push her, going so far as to lift her off the ground and drag her outside. But Janelle is not one to go quietly.
Pressed up against the wall of the front door, Janelle starts swinging on Tiana, who really does get the most fists in, before security breaks them up.
One of them throws her stuff outside, and Janelle does the splits and goes, "B***h, hate on it!" and bounces up and down and it's so great.
She decides she's had enough and is headed home back to Houston, and while I'm sad to see her go, that means a new girl is soon to arrive!
Back outside on the patio, Andrea tells the other girls she's done fighting over people's battles and didn't want to be Janelle's bodyguard. She considered the fight between her and Tiana fair enough. GiGi tells her they're going to get Andrea a brand new mattress, and it looks like she's officially accepted into the group.
Shanae comes home and Jaz tells her Janelle is gone, and she's surprised, having missed the whole thing. Wow, I didn't even notice she was missing! Oops.
Steph, GiGi and Andrea head to the beach to meet up with Torrey from the mixer, and they're bummed that it's cold, cloudy and windy outside, not the ideal Miami weather. They decide to grab dinner instead of trying to tan.
Now because this is a reality show we're filming here, Torrey invited his two friends to grab food with the gang, and they begin to prod and try to get the dirt on the house. When the check comes, however, GiGi is disappointed that Torrey doesn't even offer to pay for Steph, though they still decide to invite them over. These guys are famew*****s, for sure.
Outside on the patio, Steph, the guys and Shanae are hanging out, and Steph is irritated by Shanae agreeing with their decision to kick out Janelle just to appease them. She feels like Shanae's laying it on a little thick.
With the guys gone, the girls can finally kick back and relax. They decide to play hide-and-seek inside the mansion, and damn, there's a whole lot of nothing happening in this episode.
However, the tension between the girls and Shanae couldn't be thicker, and Shanae's oversensitivity to everything isn't making it easier on her. The girls, sans Andrea, decide they're suddenly seeing Shanae's "true qualities" what with Janelle gone. Uh-oh. Shanae definitely senses she's only being tolerated.
Back inside, Jaz decides to tally the number of replacements they've had, including replacements of replacements. Tiana notes that Shanae feels rejected, but she doesn't seem to care, even suggesting it'll be a "problem" if she can't get over it. Sheesh.
The next morning, Shanae calls her friend and admits her energy is gone, the house driving her insane. Unlike Janelle, Shanae is hyper-sensitive to the way others receive her, and any sort of rejection really sets her off. She accurately notes that the other girls can switch things up with the snap of a finger, but rather than ignore it, Shanae lets it get to her. In the Bad Girls Club, being vulnerable and sensitive is a weakness that the others feed off of.
I don't have a good feeling about this.
COMING UP: A trip to Peurto Rico, a fight between Shanae and the girls, more brutal fighting, Andrea losing her cool, and a promised mind-blowing finale. I guess we'll see. I'll be here to watch the final four episodes fo season 11 and of course, tell you all about it!
