Jimmy Fallon brushed off his Donald Trump impression Wednesday night on "The Tonight Show" one day after the GOP presidential candidate came in second place at the Iowa Caucus.
"I'm here tonight because the people of Iowa have wisely named me the winner and champion of second place," Fallon, as Trump, began. "It's just like children say: First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest. Marco Rubio, get that taken care of. You wouldn't want your hair to make you look ridiculous."
Fallon's speech as Trump revolved around the notion that second place was actually better than first place. "Two is bigger than one. One plus one is two - so basically, I won twice," Fallon's Trump joked. He then went on to list off all the ways that two is actually better than one.
"First up, Toy Story 2; clearly the superior movie. Next up, R2D2. I never even heard of an R1D1," the late night host said. "Next up, the twins on The Bachelor. They're fantastic. First of all, four boobs. Plus, they're way better than that psycho Olivia. Is she nuts or what? Finally, the Minion that has two eyes. Way cuter than the Minion who has one eye, who, let's be honest, looks like a penis who can see me."
"From now on, when you think of Donald Trump, I want you to think of a huge No. 2," Fallon ended.
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