Listen up, expecting fathers - Mila Kunis has a message for you.
The 30-year-old pregnant actress wants expecting dads to stop saying "we are pregnant." During a visit to "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on Tuesday, Jimmy Kimmel told Kunis that he and his wife Molly McNearney were expecting their first child together.
"Oh, you're both having a baby?" the actress asked in the third person sarcastically. "You and your wife are pregnant?"
Kunis pretends to be angry by pulling out her microphone, walking off stage and proceeding to rant about how future fathers often say "we are pregnant" when women do all the work.
"Hello, I'm Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers," the star of Disney's Oz the Great and Powerful said. "Stop saying, 'We're pregnant.' You're not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can't have shots of tequila. We can't have anything because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep."
"You're not pregnant. We are," Kunis she said as a group of several pregnant women joined the actress on stage clutching ice cream containers.
At the end of her comedy sketch Kunis was presented with a tub of ice cream. The star takes a bite before returning to her interview with Kimmel and asked, "Any questions?"
Kunis and fiancée Ashton Kutcher are expecting their first child together later this year. Daily Mail reported that the couple is preparing for their baby girl by moving into a recently purchased $10 million 7,351-square-foot mansion in Beverly Hills.
Last month, the actress said she has been craving sauerkraut and plans to have a natural birth. The couple reportedly plans on taking a break from acting to focus on planning a wedding and raising their child.
