Warner Brother's latest "Batman vs.Superman" photo release seems to continue the theme that Batman will remain Gothom's gloomy gus. But what's he got to be so depressed about? Sure, he suffered the tragedy of becoming an orphan after his parents were gunned down in front of him while he was still just a boy. But that was a lifetime ago. Now Bruce Wayne, a.k.a. Batman, is living a life most guys would trade their favorite Ferrari for because....
1. He's Super Rich and a Superhero Yeah, that's a hell of a combo. Enough said.
2. One Word: Batmobile Who wouldn't want a killer ride that is both tank and race car? It also sports protective armor, launches missiles, and can vault from rooftop to rooftop. Did we mention one of its wheels is detachable and becomes a badass motorcycle?
3. His man cave is the Batcave Forget leather recliners, home theaters or pool tables! His version of the ultimate man cave is a tech lover's dream that even includes real bats. Everyday is Halloween!
4. He has more cool gadgets in his utility belt than most men fit in their garages It's cool that he has a utility belt in the first place! But it's filled with things like batarangs, grappling gun and tranquilizer guns, smoke pellets, a laser, a taser, thermite and freeze grenades, and even kryptonite (in case Superman gets uppity).
5. He makes his own rules, kicks ass and not even the cops mess with him The Dark Knight has an endless supply of baddies to battle and the police commissioner can't seem get by without him. How's that for job security?
6. He's got game Batman's quiet and incorruptible personality has gained the attention of women like Catwoman, Vickie Vale, Zatanna, and even Talia Al Ghul, the daughter of one of his greatest enemies, Ras Al Ghul.
7. Alfred Pennyworth at his service Good ol' Alfred does it all around the house - plus, he's got enough emergency medical skills to sew Batman's battleworn body up and his Mission Impossible-like disguise skills have helped the Dark Knight out on several occasions. No wonder he's sometimes referred to as "Batman's Batman."
8. He's worshipped by both a male sidekick and a female imitator The wannabes hang on his every word.
9. He's got his own superhero posse The Caped Crusader hangs with the Justice League - and he doesn't have any real super powers to speak of! What an honor.
10. Even his arch nemesis, the Joker, wants him to lighten up Why so serious, Batsy?
