A Montana man learned that money can't buy love following his arrest for calling 911 because a stripper would not have sex with him.
William McDaniel, of Butte, called the cops last week after a stripper at Sagebrush Sam's Exotic Dance Club refused to perform the sex act he thought he was paying for, the Montana Standard reported. Police arrived and hauled the 53-year-old away for solicitation of prostitution.
On Aug. 16, McDaniel arrived at the exotic dance club in the Butte suburb of Rocker with the hopes of receiving a private lap dance in the backroom. He paid $350 for the dance and a little something extra, but when the woman did not comply, McDaniel became "sexually aggressive" toward her, police said.
McDaniel called the cops at around 10:30 p.m. He also demanded a refund.
"He felt he was ripped off by the bar," Butte-Silver Bow Undersheriff George Skuletich told the newspaper. "He assumed he paid the $350 for sexual acts that did not occur."
McDaniel was arrested for the misdemeanor and booked at the Butte-Silver Bow Detention Center. He was released Sunday after posting $550 bond, according to The Smoking Gun.
In other weird news involving police and sex, a 58-year-old Florida woman called 911 in February begging for a police officer to come and have sex with her. She was arrested and charged with making false emergency calls.
That same month, another 58-year-old woman from South Carolina called the cops on her husband because he wanted "her to hook up with his sisters," Spartanburg County police said.