Legendary comedian Joan Rivers died yesterday at 81, making the world a lot less funny.
"My mother's greatest joy in life was to make other people laugh," Rivers' daughter, Melissa Rivers, said in a statement. "Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon."
To make Rivers' final wish come true, here's a look at a few of her top one-liners on sex, relationships and romance:
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks."
"A man can sleep around, no questions asked. But if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, she's a tramp."
"No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card."
"I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had the kid."
"Half of all marriages end in divorce - and then there are the really unhappy ones."
"I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life. Peeping Toms look at my window and pull down the shade. My gynecologist examines me by telephone."
"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
"The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she is shopping."
