Next time your heart is broken, try what a recently-dumped women did: spend a week in a KFC.
Tan Shen from Chengdu, China was single again. She and her boyfriend had ended it, and she "needed time to think," according to Yahoo UK. And comfort food always helps a breakup, right?
Luckily, there was a 24-hour KFC by her apartment, so Shen did what any reasonable, lovesick lady would do: call out of work and spend a week eating chicken wings. (The Colonel gets women. He understands).
"I didn't want to go back to my apartment because it was full of memories of him," Shen said according to Yahoo. "So I stayed."
Shen went unnoticed for a few days, but then the workers caught on, according to Yahoo. "After a few days I began thinking she looked really familiar," KFC worker Jiang Li Lung said."Then I realized we had been serving her for the past three days and that she hadn't actually left."
"When we asked her if she was OK, she said she was and just needed time to think," Lung continued, according to Yahoo. "And then asked for another box of chicken wings with extra large fries."
When local media came sniffing, Shen decided it was time to fly the coop. "I decided the best thing to do would be to leave the city and go back to my parents," Shen said, according to Yahoo. "I had already told work I was off sick, so phoned them and said I was leaving. And I was getting sick of the taste of chicken so there was no point in staying there anymore."
