Every week, I roundup the most entertaining sports-related tweets of the week. They usually address multiple sports and feature several different sports figures. But this week, New York Jets' receiver Eric Decker has done my job for me. Welcome to the New York Jets Are Awful edition of Twitter Tuesday. Sorry, Jets fans.
#jetsnation, tell me why you love the @nyjets using #jetsdiehardfan and I'll send a signed prize to my favorite.
— Eric Decker (@EricDecker87) October 29, 2014
Bad idea, Decker. This is like walking through Boston in a Yankees jersey. You're just inviting trouble. Decker has unknowingly just opened up Pandora's Box.
@EricDecker87 because normally drinking heavily at 1pm on a Sunday would make me feel like an alcoholic. #jetsdiehardfan — sean quintal (@mrjack81) October 30, 2014
But when you drink heavily at 1 PM while watching a Jets game, it's considered therapeutic.
@EricDecker87 @nyjets Because I'm a masochist and enjoy the weekly abuse. #jetsdiehardfan
— maleila (@med928) October 30, 2014
I'm a Washington Redskins fan. I know exactly how you feel. We all need a support group. #HelpUs
@EricDecker87 @nyjets I love the Jets because no matter how bad this team is, it always seems to get worst. #jetsdiehardfan — Matt Bollen (@mrb4383) October 29, 2014
Remember that seemingly bottomless pit in the movie "300?" Is that what it's like to be a Jets fan?
@EricDecker87 @nyjets #jetsdiehardfan JETS=Just End The Season #GoGangGreeen
— Steve Zukowski (@scubazuke) October 29, 2014
Everybody loves a good acronym, am I right?
@EricDecker87 @nyjets because I love being ridiculed and made fun of every week for being a jets fan #jetsdiehardfan — Rob Napolitano (@theoneandonly55) October 29, 2014
I think workplaces should add sports harassment to the list of seminars they are legally required to hold. It's a serious issue.
@EricDecker87 @nyjets #jetsdiehardfan #JetsNation I can watch the games and not worry about the outcome knowing we won't make the playoffs
— B (@Good88B) October 29, 2014
Ge-No! Ge-No! Ge-No!
My father forced this cursed franchise on me while i was in the womb 32 years later still no qb @EricDecker87 @nyjets #jetsdiehardfan — 贾斯汀 (@_keator) October 29, 2014
Sheesh, and you thought Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader had issues. This guy deserves some serious familial revenge.
@EricDecker87 @sportspickle @nyjets butt fumble, 3 picks in first quarter, rex's tattoo... #jetsdiehardfan #imabroncosfan
— Jesse Brennan (@HotCarlJB) October 29, 2014
I make lists for groceries. This guy makes lists to explain why his team is awful. Jesse Brennan, you need a hug.
@EricDecker87 @nyjets That time Rex guaranteed a Super Bowl and then went 6-10. #jetsdiehardfan #winning — Corey Lathrop (@cjlathrop) October 29, 2014
...No words
@EricDecker87 The Jets have combined two of my favorite things. Butts and Fumbles #jetsdiehardfan
— Ken (@Raldar) October 30, 2014
Way to have a positive outlook in a perpetual hope-killing situation, Ken.
