Welcome to another edition of Twitter Tuesday!
Last week was entirely devoted to the Shakespearean tragedy that is being a New York Jets fan. Naturally, the team responded to the criticism by beating the scorching-hot Pittsburgh Steelers, which can only mean one thing: I'm a proven reverse-jinxer. As a result, I will now repeat the phrase "Scarlett Johansson will not date me" on an endless loop. In the meantime, enjoy the best sports-related tweets from the last week.
.@rtheriot7 shares his deeply thought-out opinion on the Dodgers new GM. @BMcCarthy32 reminds him of a minor detail pic.twitter.com/ro3wGI3u7c
— 120 Sports (@120Sports) November 5, 2014
Journalism and trash talking; two areas where it really pays to be factually accurate. #SMH
Alabama elections pic.twitter.com/rSMcTgGjCO — SportsBlogNewYork (@SportBlogNYC) November 4, 2014
How many good reasons are there why the second leading receiver in all of college football shouldn't be an elected official in Alabama? That's what I thought. #RollTide
What's a Jeremy Hill? “@AroundTheNFL: Jeremy Hill says Browns are ’not that good’ and 'worse than I thought’ https://t.co/HgBrgLlS7k”
— Spencer Lanning (@LanningSpencer) November 7, 2014
Is this a trick question? Like, if football players talk smack to one another, but no one is around to tweet about it, did it really happen? Either way, #ShotsFired.
Okay, it's technically a vine and not a tweet. Throw me in social media jail. Just make sure they have WiFi so I can continually watch Arizona Cardinals rookie John Brown have no shame forever. This dude is awesome.
Charles your fat a$$ can eat now
— Ed Davis (@eddavis32) November 10, 2014
Remember when Charles Barkley said he wouldn't eat until the Los Angeles Lakers actually won a game? Well, Lakers forward Ed Davis clearly is just concerned about Barkley's health...
Jay Cutler current mood: Excited pic.twitter.com/VOoNC1ZvCo — NFL Reactions (@nflreaction) November 10, 2014
Pictured: a man seeing Arena Football in his future.
Floyd Mayweather -- Justin Bieber Could Be a Pro Boxer ... 'He's a True Champion' https://t.co/0tw0emXkeI
— TMZ Sports (@TMZ_Sports) November 11, 2014
No, just no. Go home, Floyd. You're drunk.