I really hope these people aren't actors because this...this is just absolutely priceless.
The interesting individuals at the React YouTube channel have released their latest video called "Elders Plays Grand Theft Auto V." And yes, it is exactly what you think it is. Watch (and laugh your butt off) as elderly people play Rockstar Games' much maligned classic for the very first time. The manner in which they play (waiting for traffic lights and stopping for pedestrians), along with their running commentary, is comedy gold.
Here are some of my favorite quips from grandma and grandpa:
"The goal of the game is to be a successful criminal."
"I don't want my grandkids to see me doing this."
"That's his wife or girlfriend...? Who's an alcoholic." (Michael's wife makes a disparaging comment about his sexual prowess) "Yeeeeah, that's his wife."
(After an incorrect button press, Michael kicks the car) "I'm mad at the car."
"How am I ever going to get out of the driveway?"
(After successfully pulling off a carjacking) "Who da man?!"
"Is that you on my sidewalk??"
(After running a car into a wall) "They're gonna cancel my insurance, for God's sake!"
"Did I just find a bunch of guns?"
"I got a knife. The knife; you're closer to the victim. It's more personal."
"All these games are based on the dark side of life."
(After shooting a machine gun into a crowed area) "It's a weird satisfaction, man. It's weird."
"You can't get away from the cops. There's no fun in life anymore...like in the old days when there was no DNA and sh*t."
"I am loathe to admit it but it is actually fun. It's very fun to do naughty things."
Thanks to Kotaku for the tip. Check out the video itself below, and be prepared to laugh:
