Justin Bieber took a piss in a bucket in New York City.
Read that sentence one more time, let it marinate, question its truth, then accept the fact that, yes, Justin Bieber's friends took a video of him peeing in a janitor's bucket at a nightclub.
According to TMZ, Bieber and friends were on their way out of a club in NYC, opting to exit through a restaurant kitchen. Apparently, Bieber couldn't wait for the bathroom, and unzipped his fly into a yellow, dirty bucket meant for mopping.
Wearing black drop-crotch pants with gold accents and a leather, hooded, sleeveless top, Bieber is seen (and heard) drip-dropping into the bucket. A man in a suit stands on the stairs in front of Bieber, looking on. Which might be the creepiest part of this entire charade.
Meanwhile, his friends taking the video applaud the 19-year-old singer for his sweet move.
"We swagger, man. That's the coolest spot to piss," one friend behind the camera phone says. "You know, you'll forever remember that. You're not gonna remember him pissin' in the restroom, like, everybody does that."
"What are we though, bro?" another off-camera friend asks.
"We the wild kids!" they all chant as they race up stairs and back into the night club.
But not before Beiber gets political.
"F*** Bill Clinton!" he yells, spraying something that looks like Windex on a framed photo.
TMZ called Bieber "an oblivious, self-important little twit" but we don't think it's that serious. He's just a 19-year-old kid with too much money and too many pairs of harem pants.
