Jerry Seinfeld performed a few minutes of his stand-up set Wednesday night on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," where he talked about the weight problem in the U.S., something that he said he did not believe in.
"I don't believe we have a weight problem until we are all physically touching each other all the time," Seinfeld said. "When it is solid human flesh, coast to coast - a jar of olives!"
Later in his set, the comedian explained why he hated the "horrible little snack" of donut holes.
"You can't sell people holes. A hole does not exist! Words have meanings," Seinfeld said. "You can take the plug and shove it in the hole, which I don't even feel comfortable saying for some reason. That would eliminate the hole, the donut, and the plug, but you still have a fat ass and people shooting you with a camera as you walk down the street."
The stand-up that the comedian did on "The Late Show" was to celebrate the kickoff of his year-long residency at the Beacon Theatre in New York City, where he will perform once a month, as HNGN previously reported. In between his stand-up gigs, the "Seinfeld" star hosts Crackle's "Comedian in Cars Getting Coffee." His most recent guest was not a comedian, but President Barack Obama himself.
Check out the video below to see Seinfeld's stand-up, which included his opinion on portion control and Hungry Man TV dinners.
