From Kanye West to Kristen Stewart, no one was safe from Lindsay Lohan's jabs during her return to television as the guest host of "Chelsea Lately."
The actress was on point, looking healthy and happy in a fitted black dress as she delivered the show's opening monologue with precise comedic timing.
Lohan, who was just released from a California rehab facility after a 90-day stay, focused her jokes on making some pretty interesting thank-yous.
"As you all know, for the last 90 days I've been on a lovely court-ordered vacation in Malibu," she said, openly poking fun at herself. "But on a real note, it was really great and wonderful. It was. So, I've been through a lot lately, and I've got a lot of people to thank for that, most notably the celebrities who kept the tabloid industry alive in my absence."
Lohan went on to show appreciation for media captivators like Anthony Weiner and Kanye West, who she thanked for both "having" and "acting like" a baby.
"How come when Kanye acts like an idiot, he gets a gold record, but when I act like an idiot, I get a police record? I still haven't figured that out," she quipped.
The actress, who stars in the new flick "The Canyons," also expressed her gratitude to Justin Bieber, thanking him "for peeing where you shouldn't, spitting where you shouldn't and wearing your pants where you shouldn't."
And the digs didn't stop after the monologue.
Lohan continued her lighthearted attack on pop culture phenoms during the show's round table segment.
She poked fun at "Twilight" alum Kristen Stewart for her recent conflict with the paparazzi, noting that she was "just excited that Kristen Stewart...finally showed some emotion" and adding in that it was no surprise she hated photographers. "They got a picture of her kissing a married man in a Mini Cooper!" she jokingly explained.
All kidding aside, Lohan appeared to be in good spirits during the show and reports say she is serious about her comeback this time.
She's reportedly living with a sober coach and is set to film a short series for the OWN Network documenting her progress.
