Welcome to another edition of Twitter Tuesday!

Last week was entirely devoted to the Shakespearean tragedy that is being a New York Jets fan. Naturally, the team responded to the criticism by beating the scorching-hot Pittsburgh Steelers, which can only mean one thing: I'm a proven reverse-jinxer. As a result, I will now repeat the phrase "Scarlett Johansson will not date me" on an endless loop. In the meantime, enjoy the best sports-related tweets from the last week.

Journalism and trash talking; two areas where it really pays to be factually accurate. #SMH

How many good reasons are there why the second leading receiver in all of college football shouldn't be an elected official in Alabama? That's what I thought. #RollTide

Is this a trick question? Like, if football players talk smack to one another, but no one is around to tweet about it, did it really happen? Either way, #ShotsFired.

Okay, it's technically a vine and not a tweet. Throw me in social media jail. Just make sure they have WiFi so I can continually watch Arizona Cardinals rookie John Brown have no shame forever. This dude is awesome.

Remember when Charles Barkley said he wouldn't eat until the Los Angeles Lakers actually won a game? Well, Lakers forward Ed Davis clearly is just concerned about Barkley's health...

Pictured: a man seeing Arena Football in his future.

No, just no. Go home, Floyd. You're drunk.

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